I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
EXCUSE ME
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon?
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mrfuckshitup asked: Do I make you horny baby, do I? *Austin powers voice* HAHAHAHAHHAA
Shall we shah now or shah later?
I like the look Nicki gives like “yup that bitch”
lmfaoo Nicki
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This may be the most powerfully accurate image I’ve ever seen in my life.
wow
oh
Of course its not free, everyone knows freedom costs $1.05
But I bet out of the 100k+ that reblogged this, 20% of them know that this is from Lupe Fiasco.
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