mrfuckshitup asked: Do I make you horny baby, do I? *Austin powers voice* HAHAHAHAHHAA
Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5...
kingbritish: i don’t understand people who are against gay marriage and use the statement “i just couldn’t see myself marrying someone of the same sex” well 1) fucking duh you’re straight and 2) gay marriage isn’t about you special snowflake.
inkerdoodle: When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD
bigstupidbaby: ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
Reblog if you've ever yelled at a book.
kripke-is-my-king: professionalcrazyfangirl: polerin: cannibalcoalition: afoxnamedtod: Are there people who don’t reblog this? I can only assume that the ones who haven’t aren’t reading the right books. FUCKING BOOKS. If it doesn’t make you mad, it’s not good enough.
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact